Games People Play!

People are cruel, and girls are more cruel! :P It pains when a girl asks you to write about your perfect girl in 8 points sharp, for it cuts the universal space of girls who can woo you into a small sample space whose every entity satisfies the eight constraints I put forth. Someone told me that you can think of your perfect lover when feeling sleepy, for that person was battling sleep while trying to keep this 8-point fight going!

Coming to the matter, Reva tagged me to write 8 points about my perfect lover, and tag 8 more people. Look what boredom does to ppl :D Anyway, getting down to business here are the eight commandments (I honestly wonder how whoever started this ended up at this weird number 8)
Anyway, there are supposed to be some rules which can be read here.

1. The entity who should satisfy all the constraints being jotted here must be feminine.

2. Color, caste etc.. no bar, she should be strong enough to handle an insane character like me. Honestly, I can bore people with my silence sometimes, and pester them with excessive jabber the other times.

3. Should respect commitment, should realise that love is for life.

4. Should be individual enough to present her perception and wise enough to evaluate and accept mine.

5. Should be the weird type of enjoying a sunday evening just lazing around at home, even when the whole world is partying if she feels like it because I like people who live for themselves.

6. Should understand that a heavy voice and a frustrating frown are not what take you out of turmoil in life, but patience and persistence are what take you to the shore, away from the whirlpool of all pains and pathos.

7. Should always smile, no matter what cares she has for herself. Smiling in the face of despair is the bravest thing to do.

8. Should be interested in diversed fields, from politics to food, and from poetry to pilgrimages for everything in the world is worth discussing and appreciating. The least you can do when you cannot do something is appreciate it.

Now, was that easy? I dont know but fighting sleep writing these was definitely not easy. The best thing I liked when Reva tagged me was that this gave me an opportunity to pass the baton. Now, I can make some lazy asses move around on the pretext of tag and read what crap they come up with.

For all the girls who satisfy the above criteria, drop a comment with your return address, I promise you will be fascinated by the speed of the reply :P and for those who dont satisfy these, don't lose heart, even you can follow suit. :D

Now, for the final leg. I hereby tag the following people:
Steve (I need to settle some scores :P)
m0rOn (Resume the gospel please!)
Prasoon (Flexed or unflexed, put down your views)
Vinod (Blogs are not for single posts)
Sriram (Now, this will give the girls some guidelines to apply. Do help them stud!)
Bobli (Blogger id is not just to comment, you can even blog)
Amod (I hate that last post of yours! :P)
Bhavesh (I luvv that last post of yours, hope this pulls it forward.)